we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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