There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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