do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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