I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wish I only lived at night.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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