So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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