I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
i think im in europe. pls send help
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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