Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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