We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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