ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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