capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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