nut hugger
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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