Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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