Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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