i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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