Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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