Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Can you bring me the toilet please
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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