she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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