am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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