What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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