you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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