There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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