The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
handjob tips. give me some.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
