At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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