What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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