You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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