One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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