I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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