So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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