Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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