went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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