He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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