Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
