With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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