Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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