I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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