You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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