I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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