News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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