She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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