Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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