Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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