I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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