2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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