Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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