Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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