His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Randomize
