I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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