We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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