dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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