i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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