I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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