with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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