But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Porn is love you can see.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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