and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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