I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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