$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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