is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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