It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
